| A teacher is going over animals with her
first grade class. She holds up a picture of a deer and
asks who can tell her what animal it is.....Silence.
Slightly taken back that no one can identify the deer,
the teacher says "Come on now, I'll give you a hint.
What does your mother call your father when they are
being romantic.?" A voice from the center of the
classroom says "Sooo,....that's what a horney
bastard looks like!" *************AND************* What's the difference between being a pervert
and being a kinky person? |