| An escaped convict broke into a house and
tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the
bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned
to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a
skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy
hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with
anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just
go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives
depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!" |