| It seems there was a priest who went
into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old church
member. She welcomed him into the parlor. While she made
tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ
with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was
half filled with water and a condom was floating on top
of the water. He dare not say anything! After tea, curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it. She said, "While in town I found a little foil package on the sidewalk and took it home. The directions on the back said, Keep wet and put on your organ to prevent disease, and you know I think it works, I haven't had a cold all winter." |