One day Farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.  First he stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, next he stopped by the animal store to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.  Now he had a dilemma, how was he going to carry all of his purchases home.  The shop keeper suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in your one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand." "Hey thanks four the advise", the farmer said, and off he went.

Walking down the street he ran in to a fair young lady with rather large beautiful breasts.  The young lady was lost, so she said to the farmer, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"  The farmer replied, "Well sure I can.  As a matter of fact, I'm going to go visit my brother, who lives at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. We can take a short cut and go down this alley, and save half the time to get there."  The fair young lady said to the farmer, "How do I know that when we get in to the alley, you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my blouse, and fondle my large and beautiful breasts?"

The farmer looked at the young lady and said, "I don't know if you noticed, but I happen to be carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and fondle your big beautiful breasts?"

The young lady turned to the farmer and said, "Well, you could set the goose on the ground, put the bucket on top of the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I could hold the chickens!!!"