Jane was a first time
contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to
answer questions to win the cash prize. Lady Luck had
smiled in her favor, as Jane had gained a substantial
lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game
but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's
host could ask her the big question.
Needless to say, Jane agreed to return the following day.
Jane was nervous and fidgety as her husband drove them
home.
"I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what
the answers are. You know I'm not going to sleep at all
tonight. I will probably look like garbage
tomorrow."
"Relax, honey," her husband, Roger, reassured
her, "It will all be OK." Ten minutes after
they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started
heading out the door. "Where are you going?"
Jane asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should
be back soon," he replied. Jane waited impatiently
for Roger's return. After an agonizing 3 hour absence,
Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin.
"Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and
answer!"
"What is it?" she cried excitedly. "OK.
The question is 'What are the three main parts of the
male anatomy?' And the answer is 'The head, the heart,
and the penis.' "
Shortly after that, the couple went to sleep with Jane,
now feeling confident and at ease, plummeting into a deep
and restful slumber. At 3:30 in the morning, however,
Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the
quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the
penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to
sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this
time as Jane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane
replied correctly.
So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz
show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she
could feel the butterflies conquering her stomach and
nervousness running through her veins. The cameras began
running and the host, after reminding the audience of the
previous days' events, faced Jane and asked the big
question.
"Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the
male anatomy? You have 10 seconds."
"Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously.
"Very good. Six seconds." "Eh, uh, the
heart?"
"Very good! Four seconds." "I, uhh,
ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night
and I had it on the tip of my tongue this
morning..."
"That's close enough," Said the game show
host," CONGRATULATIONS!!"
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